Hey everyone. This is my first blog post. There will be many, many more to come.
Okay, so if you are as un-awesome as it gets, just a total fool, there is now hope for you! By following the start of this 17 step program, you can be awesome like me! The first thing to start working on is your appearance. Nobody will think you are cool if you don't look great. Chances are you will need a wardrobe change, new hairstyle, and for some, makeup. Long, unstyled hair was so yesterday, get that mop cut and throw some product in it! Clothing with huge, gaping holes? Please. Grow up and smell the tulips. A few fashionable 'wear marks' can be okay, but come on. Baggy clothes are a no, never be caught in sweat pants in public, and for the love of all things holy, don't ever wear socks with your sandals. These are just a few quick tips on the path of becoming awesome. There will be more in the time to come!
Jordan Sandhofer, Awesome